halbergman/E+ via Getty Images I'm in pain. My favorite National Football League team, the New York Jets, got pummeled last Monday night by the San Francisco 49ers. Sports media talking heads have been trying to make me feel better. They point out how the season isn't over after just one game. And many say the Jets' problems are fixable. But misery runs deep in the Jets nation. If you follow football, you'll understand. I need something feel-better solution. Perhaps the dumbest pun in the history of puns ca ...